Our staff was asked to contribute to the love song pot (music about love for the big day, February 14th. )
I noticed our staff’s suggestions were as dumb as mine, in some cases dumber. My fave list comprises the following:
How can I miss you when you won’t go away?
Love is a Subway sandwich for one.
We can’t be kissin' cuzzins, cause folks would start abuzzin'.
I left my heart in SanFrancisco but my luggage in Fort Apache.
I went to your wedding amidst my bedwetting. Twas a bad day.
She mends my clothes so Hallelujah, I just love her sew.
You can see the romanticism dripping from those.
PS. Don’t forget the flowers or you’ll end up taking a cold shower.