(to the tune of “Only You”)
ONLY YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, ONLY YOU.
ONLY YOU BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR FIRST TWO YEARS AS PRESIDENT AND THE LAST 6 OF PRESIDENT OBAMAS. ONLY YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MILLARD FILLMORE, HERBERT HOOVER & HERBIE THE CAR….ONLY YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BOOZE, SNOOZE AND EVEN AN ILL-FATED 3 DAY CRUISE.
FOR WOMEN'S FASHIONS, INCLUDING HILLARY’S PANTSUITS…FOR THE DEMISE OF TOYS R US, SEARS AND BURGER CHEF…..YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HUMIDITY, HUMILITY, HUMMUS, GOAT CHEESE PELOSI, AND LUGOSI. ONLY YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ACNE,BAD HAIR, MENSTRUAL PAIN, HICCUPS, CHICKEN POX, CHICKEN WINGS, AND CHICKEN LITTLE…FOR ACID REFLUX, SNEEZEITUS (A DEADLY DISEASE FEW KNOW ABOUT). YOU SIR, ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CLEVELAND BROWNS, THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA, THE STATE OF HYSTERIA AND THE STATE OF DYSTENTARY, ONLY YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TEENAGE WEREWOLVES, FRESCA AND TIPARILLOS. ONLY YOU, MR. PRESIDENT….YOU AND ONLY YOU.