When you head to Red Lobster you're supposed to sit down for a meal-- not steal the food. Law officials in Florida say that on Saturday (November 10th), Kimberly Gabel was reportedly "intoxicated" and "loud" at the chain's St. Petersburg location. The 42-year-old caused such a ruckus that she was asked to leave by a manager. On her way out she began "cursing" and "proceeded to reach into a water tank containing live lobsters, grabbed a lobster and ran out of the restaurant." After her arrest, Gabel claimed she didn't know what she did with the lobster because she was "blacked out drunk." She was booked into the county jail for disorderly intoxication. (Fox)