Yesterday I got in the 15 items or less line. I dutifully counted my items. They totaled one. The berserk man in front of me had 38. The reason I know is it took him 4 hours to unload everything, then scanned each one to put it in what he thought to be its proper place. Then, of course, he had coupons. A catalog of them. Then he had to inform the cashier he had the 37 cents to go with the 60 dollar purchase. I had one stinking item. He then recounted every item. This is equivalent to manslaughter and as such, he should be jailed for a minimum of ten years. As he left I noticed he had shorts on adorned with black socks up to the knee and was wearing a pair of Croc’s. Figures!!
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