Al Caldwell Morning Blog 7/21/22

So good to know that Uncle Joe is on the case. Today we find that he has formed the "Heat Police". Hey, we have police for every reason in tarnation except to catch criminals so why not police the "heat". Hmm! I think that's what we used to call the police (aka Here comes the heat....run!! ) Ah yes. Those thrilling days of yesteryear. Joe, as in Biden is mad as hell and he ain't takin it no more. He is in the midst of assembling a panel to check heat conditions across the land and if it is too hot, the Heat Police will come in and shut your company down. Kind of like they do in China. Wonder how that works for roofing companies, or people delivering ice? Next we will form the Meat police to find out when your burger or steak has been undercooked and then the Neat police to check your bedroom and all closets. Fines and jail time will be assessed for those deemed "untidy". Next up will be the Peep police if you are looking out your windows. Oh, wait. We already have peeping toms. Reefer police. Oops. Can't make a "toke" about that. Thief police, of course to see if you are double dipping Blue Bell after 10pm. "It's 10 O Clock. Do you know who's stealing your Cookies and Cream?” Viagra police etc,etc. Hey what's good for Shanghai is good for San Antonio. What a guy!!!