My dog ate my homework.
I had a dizzy spell
My garter belt broke
It’s Bill’s fault
I’m a woman
The Russians did it. Plus, the Russians hate me. I don’t like wearing red. Fox News have communists working for them. Tammy Wynette keeps singing about standing by your….oh, what’s the use. (She could say, the other candidate was hated less than she was.) That could be it. Hillary. Give it up. You’re not mother of the year, wife of the year, pinup girl of the year and for sure, YOU ARE NOT PRESIDENT. Find another line of work. Sky diving, macramé , meals on wheels, private detective. But for Gosh sakes, quit whining. Go sit in a corner and twiddle your thumbs. Thrown something at your husband. Ash trays could work. Enough already.
