Al's Morning Blog - Wednesday, June 7th, 2017

I guess the statute of limitations is reserved for special cases. I don’t mean to make light of it, but I understand there are few things other than murder that do not have a statute of limitations, helping people who are sneaky enough to get by with “one”. The speeding ticket I got in Winnfield, Louisiana and never paid. The extra coke that came out of the machine at our old location on Sawyer street. I took it and never mentioned it to anyone. The blind date I forgot to pick up and fortunately had an unlisted phone number and skated on that one. The bank once gave me an extra 80 cents and I didn’t realize it till I got home. Never went back and returned said coins. The 1948 Studebaker I traded in that was about  30 minutes away from exploding. The car dealer got his revenge when I threw a transmission on the one he sold me the next week. Any of you guys ever let the statute run out on you without confessing? No? I thought so. Only me.