Al's Morninh Blog - Tuesday, July 11th, 2017

I am contemplating getting into the survey business. You get a grant, do a little research and keep the rest of the money for yourself. Latest survey I read this morning was about not punishing your kids. Use and alternate. Well, I raised three kids so let’s see. Instead of a whipping (now against the law) or a scolding, or not letting them go to the movies, try this. “If you don’t behave I’m going to (a) get you ice cream, (b) stay up until 4am, (c) let you eat nothing but fast food from wherever, and (d) tell the teacher to excuse you from homework. Let’s see how that works. I think I have found a new gig.