Every once in a while, something funny really happens that no one notices. Alex Rodriguez, former Yankee and Ranger ball player (and pretty famous in the sports world) is dating Jennifer Lopez. At a party last night the photographers were telling him to “get the hell out of the shot” so they could get decent pictures of JL. Landscaping goats are now replacing lawn mowers. They cost less, last longer, do not need repair and are less noisy. Chinese kid ties himself up, reports being kidnapped so his old man will come up with 14 large (money). Old man finds out and kid is now in the woodshed. With all the gloom and doom I thought you needed a break. Now, to the news. Trump…..Trump….Trump. End of news.