Guess we need to outlaw explosives. Wait! We better outlaw Fed Ex and UPS boxes. Yes! That’s it, by cracky. Outlaw those doggone packages and we won’t have any more trouble. Why didn’t we think of this sooner? It’s not determined yet whether the clown in Austin died of a gunshot wound or explosive but as long as he’s dead all is good. Note: “Gun shot”. Gunshot fired by a policeman. Note: gunman at Maryland high school shot in the chest. Dead by gunfire. Wow. Put that in perspective. A guy blows up or tries to blow up Austin. Guy dead. Probably great work by law enforcement. Kid tries to shoot up school. Kid dead. Shot with a gun. Kapesh? What kills people? Looks like people, to me.
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