Calendars are depressing because they show you are aging much too fast. Spoons should be banned because babies can choke on them. Seat belts could strangle you if you turn around to look at what is behind your vehicle. Dog’s breath could be fatal because look where they lick themselves. So now you know why straws are so dangerous to the environment. Take a drive to Crystal Beach and see how many spare tires, bags of garbage, ice boxes, diapers and plastic bottles you see. Straws will end the world as we know it today. So will the appointment of Brett Kavanaugh.
