Hot off the presses. Eggs bad, bread good. That’s the latest. Hot on the heels of coffee bad, coffee good, chocolate bad, chocolate good, breathing bad (see a doctor), breathing good ( still see a doctor) comes the news eggs are bad for your cholesterol, but bread is good. Bread helps you gain weight and is delicious. How the hell do you eat a hamburger without a bun, how do you eat biscuits without gravy, bread pudding (you tell me), peanut butter and jelly, chipped beef in cream on toast (without the toast) and sopping gravy without anything to sop it with? Eggs bad if you are old and if you are young. If you are neither of these and also not middle aged, eggs are good. (What?) No ham and eggs, no bacon and eggs, no sausage and eggs and of course no Huevo Ranchero’s. Just order the coffee. Yes, it’s also bad. That reminds me of the waiter who suggested a tongue sandwich to a female customer. She replied: “ I wouldn’t put anything in my mouth that’s been in someone else’s mouth”. To which the waiter replied:” Then how about an egg sandwich”?
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