They are not child proof medicine caps. They are senior proof. I am talking about Walgreens and CVS specifically. One has you push the cap down and turn until your arthritis freezes you up and you can't even blow your nose. The other has a tab that causes severe bleeding and fainting in some cases. ( Well, almost. It certainly feels like it.) These, I feel, were perfected by a German scientist who originally helped to design the Atom bomb and then the probe that is inserted in your nose to test for Covid. The punishment phases are well known by those over 65 throughout the country. Next in line is the smoker you bought at your favorite outlet. To keep you from assembling properly, directions are written in Portuguese, Swahili, French- Indo Chinese and another language favored by Laplanders. Also, there are always 2 to3 screws missing from the little plastic bag, and a metal tool about 3 inches long, with no explanation as to what it is used for. This is so
the stores will assemble it for 79.95 raising the total cost to just under 100.00 dollars. The senior police operate very discreetly and are known to squeal on older folks who use a handicap parking spot without proper identification. If frustrated, you may call the 800 number and be put on hold telling you that your call is important. This is before you hear the Knightsbridge strings serenade you with past Beatle hits. If you are past 80 you won't care because you will not remember any of this in 30 minutes.
